Punctuation Issues
Okay, I hesitate to write this, because once I do, I will make every punctuation mistake known to man or woman. But the truth is that I kind of have Punctuation Issues. It's just that there are so many punctuation mistakes out there in the world around us, and some of them just make me shake my head in official Punctuation Dismay.
Like the license plate frame that I have seen on several occasions when picking up Jericho from school. It says: Don't make me call my flying monkey's.
Every time I see it I spend a good amount of time asking myself, "Don't make me call my flying monkey's what?" My flying monkey's bodyguard? My flying monkey's scary brother in law?
Seriously.
Uncle! Don't make me call my flying monkey's uncle! Yeah. That would drive me nuts. Honestly? It would take me 3 weeks to notice it, but when I did, I would have to put tape over the apostrophe...!
That reminds me of a license we saw recently...POOLADY. We are assuming she was a pool lady, but the poo had us giggling.
Just up the street a new Market put up this big sign advertising "Micro Beer's" and "Organic Wine's."
What!? What's the rest of it?