September Days Bring...Pollen
Well, apparently a new wave of pollen blew in over the weekend, leaving lots of the little children stopped up on Day #11. We had red noses, stopped up noses, and not-very-well-wiped noses. I even had one little one inform me that she had "burgers" in her nose.
Fortunately, this did not keep them from having a fairly good day. I was worried that returning from the long Labor Day weekend was going to include some weepy, perhaps-even-cranky children. However, everyone came in quite happily today - I didn't even have to peel anyone off their parent/dropper offer today - I just needed to gently hug one until Mom was out the door.
In general on Day #11, sitting on the carpet and listening was a 7/10.
Cleaning up was a 6/10.
Sitting down on the carpet after cleaning up and not spinning around/sword fighting on the carpet like a wild dervish was a sad 2/10.
Walking in line, however, was an 8.5/10.
Of course, then there was my "Must Talk to The Teacher At All Costs" child, standing in front of me as the kids were lining up to leave the playground. I was singing the "Icky Sticky, Icky Sticky Bubble Gum" song with them as a transition song, and here she was in front of me, wanting my attention. It went like this:
Me: Icky sticky, icky sticky bubblegum, bubblegum, bubblegum...
Child (softly): Teacher....teacher...
Me: Icky sticky, icky sticky bubblegum, it makes my hands stick to my chin.
Child (slightly louder) Teacher...teacher...
Me: And I pull it - and I pull it- and I pull it awaaayyyy!
Child: (starts tapping my stomach): Teacher...teacher
Me: (starting new verse): Icky sticky, icky sticky bubblegum, bubblegum, bubblegum..."
Child (moving to mild pounding) Teacher....teacher...
Me: Icky sticky, icky sticky bubblegum - hey, I'm singing the bubblegum song here - it makes my hands stick to my neck."
Child (slightly louder) But I have to tell you something...
Me: And I pull it - (ouch!) and I pull it - (ouch!) and I pull it awaaayyyy! -Is this really important?
Child: Yes, it's very important.
I then put the brakes on the song.
Me: Okay, Suzy Student, what's so important?
Child: Ummm, I've been sneezing a lot lately.
Me: Sigh. Icky sticky, icky sticky bubblegum...